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For people that don't know about this SCP: It's an Ikea employee. At night, you'll hear it say "The store is now closed. Please exit the building." But it attacks you. It hurts you. And many times, it kills you.

Excuse me I'm just here for the meatballs

Ikea?

Excuse me, The store is now closed, please exit the building