I've Got a Corvette

Awesome

The picture looks amazing, and I love the joke that came at the end.

Remember when Janis Joplin did that Mercedes-Benz song as a rejection of consumerism and then they just used it at face value to advertise their cars? That's gonna be you :D

I don't. I also don't flex my manly muscles at the beach. I am pretty great though ( If you asked my dog and decided to translate dog tail wags as confimation )